You Might Be a Powerlifter If...

Posted By: Dan Long
Date: Friday, 18 April 2003, at 9:03 p.m.

I stole this from some board I happened upon. Most of the posts were people bragging about their huge benches and squats and 53" cold and unflexed chest measurements. Some HS kid lists out his lifts, like 500/300/500 @ 140 and then lists his bicep measurement too!! LOL! Another says he does 600/420/575 but his lifts suck and he's only lifting for football. Anyway, I thought this was pretty funny.

You might be a PL if:
you can only multiply by 45 ---- if your doctor ask for a blood sample and you show him your shins ----if you think that helping your neighbor move their piano is a [set] -----if your idea of cardio is running from the powerrack to the garbage can after a set so you can puke ----if you have more garments made of polyester in your gym bag than is worn by the whole crew at mcdonalds ---- if it takes 5 seconds for your spirit to reenter your body after deadlifting ---- if you have ever stolen the baby powder from your kids diaper bag ----if your girlfriend tells you to meet her for dinner in your best suit and you show in your inzer hardcore ---- if you consider anything over a triple cardio ----if your not a scientist and you know kilogram to pound conversions ---- you might be a female powerlifter if you dont hesitate to tell a man your weight ---- if you use your home depot card to purchase training equipment ---- if you give yourself a audible rack command before hanging your clothes in your closet ----if you got locked up in a psychiatric ward and you rigged a straight jacket into a high performance bench shirt so you could lift with the other inmates