Weight Trainers United

Re: The Dark Side......

Posted By: Eric Stone
Date: Friday, 11 October 2002, at 10:10 p.m.

In Response To: Re: Ab Pulldowns.. (Todd York)

The force is strong in me Todd.....

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[Powerlifting Jedi RDC and young recruit Eric Stone in the secret training center in Shawnee, OK]

[Eric after finishing a set of deads]

Eric: "Do I really need to deadlift *every* week, Master RDC?"

RDC: "My son, sit down you must. Learn much you will."

Eric: "Yes, Master RDC."

RDC: "Beware the Dark Side my son"

Eric: "I will, Master RDC."

RDC: "The Power of the Dark Side is strong, my son, but stronger you must be."

Eric: "I understand, Master."

RDC: "Remember you must, form.....style.....technique, more important are they than any routine."

Eric: "Yes, Master. I must master my form."

Eric: "But Master, how can I fight The Dark Side? It is very strong."

RDC: "Young Jedi, do it alone you cannot, my son. You must use The Force......The Force of GENESIS."

Eric: "GENESIS, Master?"

RDC: "Yes, my son. Strong The Dark Side is, but The Force of GENESIS much stronger it is."

RDC: "The Force is strong in you, my son. But master it you must. Stray you must not, from The Force of GENESIS."

RDC: "Now, my son, go and practice, you must, your form wtih an empty bar."

Eric: "An empty bar, Master? But I am must stronger than that."

RDC: "Much to learn you have, young Jedi, much to learn......"

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To be continued.....
 
 

In Response To: Re: The Dark Side...... (Eric Stone)

: The force is strong in me Todd.....

(Deep breathing from inside a very thick goatee from a very thick man named Louie)

Louie: Eric..... I am your father......

Eric: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Todd (my production values aren't as strong) York